Aww, Ashlee. Leave The Most Awesome Dog Ever (TM) alone. I think he peed on the floor. Or chewed a piece of furniture they couldn't afford to replace.
Yes, Ashlee, I hope your kids are as cute as you are, too.
So, Tristan was Failing Spectacularly At Life by remaining a Convenience Store Clerk, Ashlee wasn't getting paid on the days off from work and they had $6 and no baby furniture - and the fridge was empty (don't worry; Helios' bowl was full ^_^) so Ashlee started painting to save up for a crib.
Pop! No, I don't know why she changed into her underwear either.
Despite being broke and Tristan being in four different types of motive failure, he still rolled all these wants to interact with Helios. They're bff.
Yes, Helios got promoted before Tristan, despite me having a no friends career hack him being perfectly prepared for the glorious world of professional slacking.
Ashlee continues to earn money to support the Legacy Spawn...
... by scaring the shit out of prospective art buyers.
Apparently the Spawn agreed with my opinion of those clowns, and put a stop to the creation of the monstrosity. Ashlee: AGHHHH! Something's trying to claw it's way out of my body! Tristan: Damnit, Sex Consequences!